Sunday, 3 March 2013

Tour: legal immunity

For everyone touring, Peter has again secured some worthless, mass produced items that exempt the wearer from tour court. These items are now officially up for auction. Starting bids are £5. As with last year's tour the wearer of these items is completely free from prosecution for any heinous crime as long as they are seen to be wearing the badge. Tour crimes could be anything from failing to pay any money towards the tour (Steve?), failing to pay for raffle tickets in a timely fashion (Steve again?), or even failing to buy the committee members a coffee at Costa at the services on the M5 (Steve, no doubt!).

There are only four items, so four people will be free from court all weekend. So lets get those bids rolling in. All money go's into the tour fund. Please email Kev with your bids or leave a comment on this posting (lets keep it to the nearest pound please, or we will see you in court).

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